The North need not apply for this one.

With 2010 Southern Team of the Year: Apocalypse leading the charge the Hostiles are excited to follow such a MASSIVE team into battle. (Over 100 players)

We will push the line, storm the buildings, flank the opposition and drink the Northerner’s beer for good luck. Why such confidence you ask? After 2 years of hammering the Northern Monkey’s into submission we’ve become complacent, and by complacent I mean much, MUCH more awesome. Several Hostile training events have been held focusing on weak points (if there were any) to improve our skills in CQB, Communication and overall squad tactics, as taught by several hush hush military personnel (Who will be playing for the South).

Usually these articles have a point so I’ll get to it… The South WILL win it’s 3rd consecutive NvS.

See that picture above? Pretty badass huh?  Bet this picture wouldn’t be the same with out a moooustache would it? Never mind the exploding car or sweet aviator sunglasses.  This picture is the epitome of manhood. Explosions and a moustache. Michael Cera be damned, Burt Reynolds himself would be proud of that ‘stache.

So why all the panache about the moustache?

MOUSTACHE MARCH MADNESSSSSS!!!!!

…madnesss…

..madness..

That’s right folks for the ENTIRE month of march every Hostile Intentions Man, Woman and Child will be sporting a moustache in support for our troops downrange. So join us in our efforts of the upper lip. For Freedom!

We’ve all started growing our lip follicles and hope to see support from paintball players across England and beyond. Feel free to groom your ‘stache any way you like and we’ll be hosting a contest for best moustache in several categories at the upcoming Call to Duty 2 Event.

So SUPPORT YOUR TROOPS by growing out an epic Moustache for the entire month of march and be adored by women and lesser men everywhere.

MOUSTACHE MARCH MADNESS!!!!

This past Saturday, a small squad of Hostiles attended a small walk-on at Apocalypse paintball. For the first game of 2011 we really showed that we have a massive potential this year. Whilst the fields were lacking in cover, we made the most of it and pulled out several crushing victories, not to mention the scouting a few potential recruits! We got a total of around 15 games making the day fast-paced and continuously action-packed! Thank you Apocalypse Paintball and all who attended for making this a splendid day.

Next Game:

January 30th Paintball Extreme Walk-On in Tendring, Essex

Bears: They are hostile, hostile animals. Why bring this up? I bring this up because every day more and more bears are finding there way onto paintball fields, statistically you have a 1 in 10* chance of being mauled by a grizzly or lesser bear by the time you are 13. Then you have 1 in 3* chance by the age of 25. Making paintball the most dangerous sport on Earth. Whether you’re dodging paint, smokes or bears; know that the Hostile Intentions are here to help. Most of us have survived vicious bear attacks whether in the UK or US (maybe Australia). We are trained experts in bear combat and paintball.

What can you do to improve your survival rate? Visit our site regularly for Bear Attack and Paintball Updates and play as much Paintball as possible. This sadly will increase your chances for Bear attacks but will also increase your chances to play with us. The Hostile Intentions.

Love,

Hostile Intentions Paintball

*Might not be a real statistic.