The North need not apply for this one.

With 2010 Southern Team of the Year: Apocalypse leading the charge the Hostiles are excited to follow such a MASSIVE team into battle. (Over 100 players)

We will push the line, storm the buildings, flank the opposition and drink the Northerner’s beer for good luck. Why such confidence you ask? After 2 years of hammering the Northern Monkey’s into submission we’ve become complacent, and by complacent I mean much, MUCH more awesome. Several Hostile training events have been held focusing on weak points (if there were any) to improve our skills in CQB, Communication and overall squad tactics, as taught by several hush hush military personnel (Who will be playing for the South).

Usually these articles have a point so I’ll get to it… The South WILL win it’s 3rd consecutive NvS.

See that picture above? Pretty badass huh?  Bet this picture wouldn’t be the same with out a moooustache would it? Never mind the exploding car or sweet aviator sunglasses.  This picture is the epitome of manhood. Explosions and a moustache. Michael Cera be damned, Burt Reynolds himself would be proud of that ‘stache.

So why all the panache about the moustache?

MOUSTACHE MARCH MADNESSSSSS!!!!!

…madnesss…

..madness..

That’s right folks for the ENTIRE month of march every Hostile Intentions Man, Woman and Child will be sporting a moustache in support for our troops downrange. So join us in our efforts of the upper lip. For Freedom!

We’ve all started growing our lip follicles and hope to see support from paintball players across England and beyond. Feel free to groom your ‘stache any way you like and we’ll be hosting a contest for best moustache in several categories at the upcoming Call to Duty 2 Event.

So SUPPORT YOUR TROOPS by growing out an epic Moustache for the entire month of march and be adored by women and lesser men everywhere.

MOUSTACHE MARCH MADNESS!!!!

Did you know that Hostile Intentions is a synonym for badass? I didn’t either until I spent some time in the library (a place full of books, for free! who knew?)

Being a member of the Hostile Intentions means a dedication to finding the opening in the enemies defense and exploiting it, to being the best in all aspects of life (and paintball I guess), to train with the MOD, the DoD, and several other classified acronyms.

The Hostile Intentions have been known to appear at sites across the country without warning, scenario games without tickets and your mother’s house with flowers.

This year is a big year for the Hostile Intentions. We will be playing in Call to Duty 2 for starters, rumor has it we’ll be arriving by helicopter.

If you want to be a badass then come talk to us at Call to Duty, just listen for the loud obnoxious Americans. Their soothing voices will guide you right to us. We’re always looking for good folks to join the team so come on over, drop us a line on the forum or send us a message by pigeon. We’ll run you through the patented test of badassery and slap a patch on you for good measure.

See you at Call to Duty 2